Please Press One

Airdate: July 23, 1999
Network: Syfy
Director: Paul Lynch
Writer: William Bigelow

Notable Guest Star: Reno Wilson

World: Cashless World

Memorable Quotes:
Rembrandt: “So, did you ever get busted?”
Mallory: “What are you talking about?”
Rembrandt: “Guy steals enough cars, odds are, he gets popped. I mean, that wasn’t your first wire job.”
Mallory: “I was into it for sport, not profit. I didn’t have the money for a car, and I didn’t like society on the bus. What’s a boy to do on a late night? Wire up a nice ride, drop it off later and sometimes I’d even top off the gas tank.”
Rembrandt: “Yeah. Had a cousin that was just like that.”
Mallory (smiles): “Hmm.”
Rembrandt: “Couldn’t keep a job. Never held his own. Keeping him out of trouble was like having a second full-time job.”
Mallory: “I don’t need you to watch over me, okay?”
Rembrandt: “Well then you watch yourself. ‘Cause we’re a team. We really can’t use a hot dog.”
Mallory: “I was a wild kid, made my share of troubles, but I’m different now, okay? Five years in a wheelchair does that.”
Rembrandt: “Fair enough.”